Funkmaster Flex
Funkmaster Flex Freestyle (2013)
[Intro]
Yeah you know what it is Funk Flex
Hot97.com
In flex we trust dot com
We out here so digital
ASAP MOB You see
You see ya ya know so we gonna freestyle
Or what Young blood
I gotta start it off young Lord
Ready Twelvv

[Verse 1: ASAP Rocky]
I'm like new big gal maybe you
Know who the boss is
Last vac run - got a mouthful of the
Phone's jibs no secret left his nose
Leaking like the faucet
Bahamas for the
Weekend cuz you know we like the floors
Big
Hot 97 chillin for flex
We trust we the best thing
We do with the best and
We rep to the death you already know
I Believe I'm in my pasture Thanksgiving
On my ass
Got a bad bitch top ten while
I smash old passed
A couple hittin chuckles in the last and I'm in my past
You won't even stunt like a n***a girl
Y'all bring out my bag n***as couldn't
Do it fuck it I'm getting flyer
Than the motherfucking flyer if you invited
Anybody from the White House to try it I
Mean the n***a so pescetarian I could go on diets
Going dice but you know I start riots
Skip better keep it quiet
I got them.. I got the... yeah
[Interlude]
Killah keep it going
Keep it going Freestylin
Ferg is down one time

[Verse 2: ASAP Ferg]
Like chicks in spandex and Lumberjacks know
Had to match razor blade in the doobie rap
Just in case of bitch act to get a
Wig push back catch a fucking bullet
Like warmer set
Could she stay with the
Mat and fucking backpack she rather roll
The four five six and head crack huh
And the moms always catch a fucking heart
Attack talk about fuck Steve bird he
Wears flat because I dropped out of
School and nut job slack miss work gotta
Wake up in here my mom's Jack cuz 7:15
May do it
See you n***as chromed i6 and then they
Do it huh you see the streets got colors
And they're using it mama told me not to
Be you're fooling don't use the shit
It's cold 40-below
Gonna in the booting shit ready start
Shooting shit like I'm Bishop juicing
World and you don't want to end up like
Stare we're still to your grill cuz you
Didn't wanna fucking peel
Shit is real did I kick them they're
Broke can avoid smoke so I get harmful
Let's show a blue look up ASAP n***a oh
It's a squirrel talking shut Youngblood
Go yo yo
Huh we the people who live with Evo's
Everyday full house like Mary Cheh crack
Fiends and AJ's black teens carried away
Freely fire y'all kill for hire the body
Chavez building higher hunkers gettin
High high the news got me stressed I
Feel I might be next I'll be damned if I
Died up in the project on house dude got
Me thinking that I'm the truth murder
Tracks like Craig from gettin pay like
Pay-per-view our next-door neighbor's
Snoop I'm blowin on some ganja Guinea
Putting me on gang man I'm prone to
Being monster in Loch Ness Kontest this
Boy's been blessed by gods and Lords he
Passed the white childhood ha ha oh good
Good hey keep it going to the next joint
Flex let's hear the next one that's
Right good go know what it is flex We
Trust calm but flex out is so digital
And said no shit oh here I'm so fuckin
New York it ain't even those jokes 40
Belushi 40 below boots in the snow yeah
Big joke yeah yeah big boy burn marks
Back in oh three as a young n***a caught
Me uh
Oh gee he'll 2011 they call me go D ace
At Rocky bitch you know me off being
Broke be the best thing that happened to
Me and get me hunger pains something
Strange happen to me I feel my brain is
Up with things so imaginary huh didn't I
Start to spit flame what vocabulary
My mama thought I wouldn't make it with
This rapping shit they in my pockets and
I still ain't after shit dreams of
Traveling in the world so live a rich
Fuck a couple bitches that be fucking
With them tab a little uh silk fabrics
N***as is average I'm about a
Motherfucking buck like maverick hi
Holder for the cameras pulled up with
The cameras fair screams Lord like
Motherfucking catholic' hoes try to stop
A pic while the n***as happen Nick
Bitches are my words on stage they try
To grab my dick I'm not dressed when
They come to this rapid shit I eat a
N***a sleeping like bedbugs and
Mattresses stand up in the hood with the
Stragglers for the kind of birds it for
N***a talkin blasphemous hard look I've
Gone back to Nazareth lean got me
Slurring like I got time masters ty - ty
That's in here that I say ASAP nast when
You go yo get it up huh
Yo I'm in the end zone smoking endow her
Wit my kinfolk and some bimbo this hot
And shit going rolling in the benzo what
About the winds owe money on my men's
Who got a code white dental young 12e
Baby mr. intercontinental Merck up in
The rental car Lili verse 10 suit blue
Praying for you little n***as that be
Snagging I had to tell my bros I ain't
Never had no rabbits aren't born that's
A lord my conception was a macaroon
Jeans black leather jacket Mick jagged
Shit Oh catch my breath catch a chase
Hit a lick hit the safe kill them n***as
With the face huh oh it's for the needy
My do let me heat you know if your plate
The chin is greedy my do i heaven in my
Dog but heralding on the road the King
Saw vision see me counted one bro
Got a snowball you heard that huh yo I
Swear life is so good the shit is like a
Dream fuck the bitch last night like the
Since my teens and written one belief
See me from the spin cuz she seen me
From the skein not scheming on my team
She seen me on the TV screen but the ace
At marbles
Marvin now you know we Marvin running
Through the city like city likes
Everybody keep the beat going keep the
Beat going
Menem can't go Philly ate a couple
N***as hater yeah fuck game one hole
Clean baby uh-huh they painted their
Streets that I'm playing y'all hit me
Going hand like I reach super saying I
Can't be going hand my fuck with the pig
Nikki still snitchin lighting up do the
Bed what happened to the lawyer to ya
Bitch n***a switch sides when he thought
About all the damn boy uh-huh
Keep going
Yeah you know what it is part to eat
Back why not flex we trust calm hi 97
Dot-com boom flex who you mad at me or
Yourself back hey chef you mad at
Yourself n***a chat lord skill let's go
Get your home young lord
Talk about right now young low yeah we
Talk about them ASAP n***as man he's
Tapping tellin what you reppin breath on
The tribe Dorian's out there stand up
Well alright here ah yeah it's the stock
You n***a turn again
Fergie back the murder then got me
Feeling cocky like Rocky with his
Perverse Illuminati worship in do
Bugatti permanent bitch they fuck me
Last year this year I'll be curving in
Musashi said I did that trap go to my
Six-pack jerk off of the 2-pack met up
With shoots truck move back when that to
Clap to straps with two Macs n***a left
With a shot T like a n***a brought Charu
Back like Irv Gotti my 16 my kitchen
Buddy two hooks double harm me out leave
Your body like Top Dawg me got old bitch
Then colliding in a new bitch from Abu
Dhabi in a China but it's like you give
Him nice and sloppy try it lord please
Highlight a bitch teller get up on the
Knees
I went flexing knee at it again make
This n***a spend God work the wind yeah
N***a drinking juice in gen digger wit
Lorraine Stefan top that motherfucking
Hand man from the Gaghan stupid
Forget the grandma I'm fuckin grandma if
You're meddling with in pajamas I got
Banana clips making motherfucking
Grandma flip if she talking that
Bullshit a n***a like me you and figure
Full clip I slept liquor in the space
Yeah you better go see preacher mace
Ahead honey place better tell your grace
For I eat your food and they get ain't
Cool fuck the rules and fuck school
Matter of fact I go to school cuz it's
Cool and I get all the bitches and fuck
Them in the bathroom yeah this is the
Furqan style you never had the mind and
I've been on that house you won
Egyptian guard up sees a line and Jeremy
Kicked probably made me fly yeah and my
Fucking Lou made me high to the sky
Smoke no more I gotta go out the door
Phone falls out your jaw motherfucker
Don't say birth no more before we come
To your fucking fifth floor like brown
Man
Coming through with another man and
Another clan contraband and hand when we
Come through with the ASAP clan and fuck
Yo clan hey you better stand up cuz we
Coming through and my man got the
Fucking bands up I get Rocky guys three
Mil for the deal
Hood I got bird coming through with that
Shit honey coming through with the clip
Make a motherfucking flip and make a
N***a drip shit n***a don't wanna mess
With the kid Nick coming through with
That strip did this n***a done did a
Song with Skrillex and hazy but the fuck
You lady
Yo hunt you with your lips get on back
Yo yo yo listen
Yeah your bitch just tweeted I wrote in
All caps on making you mad telephone
Back asap make sure you get that
Long-lived ASAP on your favorite store
Rack off that leg on text I don't give a
Fuck cuz I might bring back go back so I
Got on uptown Sosa's Air Force Ones they
Gonna do it cuz they watchin son I do it
Fuck it see me full burst wear long
Shirts and they calling it a skirt on
Bucket they hurt n***as get murked in
Holla at ferb clutch homie got that wire
What you think this is use a smurf get
Up up our turf your n***as got nerve
Don't like a smurf I don't give a fuck
So baby Mike surf all up in yo bitch on
Your earth and I see your seats
N***a please and I'm in the Philippines
With a bad bitch Japanese sand feet up
In the sin I'm a million dollar man you
Mean fuck you mean yours Flaco fuck that
Cracker n***a buddy to his taco and I
Get Guapo riding over potholes tell that
Bitch give me slow hair yeah bachelor
Won't know the new big shit shit we got
Those fuck that shit man hit it like the
Lotto watches wobble wobble baby wobble
Then she swallowed
Tell her I'm a hot exam motto and you
Said I'm fine except lotto and fuck that
I'm about to play the lotto trying to
Copper tahoe in the town holds a time
Home fuck that I'm in my time zone
N***as know about the go to the UK and
I'm getting too paid fuck that pushing
Wig back that's two pages in his to
Shade and I rip it like I'm Luke BAE
N***as fruit say you boo tail and
Swimming in the kool-aid don't give a
Fuck n***a you'll get souffle fuck that
N***a pretty ass n***a I should model
For some toothpaste n***as to eggs and
You know I fucking kill a n***a in jail
With my shoelace huh and they to fake I
Don't give a fuck about these rap n***as
Fuckin black n***as bag n***as talkin
Old-fashioned Joe you gonna the second
And they said I couldn't wrap up the top
Using food fuck that n***a made skinnies
Lookin cool bro I was in high school
Chillin with my crew now bitches all up
On my nuts to like blue
So many bitches on my dick like a chick
Never had crabs give me that ass her
Bitch Mike pass we had a top ten Nikki
Said Snooki and then we laugh up that
N***a's all mad going to Jersey Shore
And you know I go pulling B's dog tell
Them let me see your new hall and I gave
Her that Odisha machine yo bitch run all
Night all fours
Fuck that you cut my balls no pulse
Thing on the 18
Let a 7ik don't live ASAP man go get
That let's get the next beat man let's
Get connectional it's called full
Shutting the city down one now and we
Freestyling flex handy food we
Freestyling flags actually in the
Building we having fun you freestyling
Flakes Lex I got my Dipset hat on man
Fool haha very rare singular shutting
Down hold up hold up hold up huh
Sit the juice the kids the truth huh
Every time I get into the boom um of the
Juice beet and I got two feet but you
Other n***as too sweet coochie ass
N***as cooking fucking burn bag
Fuck that shit Nick $100 swag flex it
So the beat down and set fuck that I'm
Gonna have to hold it down and a rap
Bass with your wack ass n***as is a rat
Trash n***as in April own can trash bags
Fuck that I go to Baghdad and you know a
N***a like me got mad swag the bitch got
Mad ants has this man Stan I had to
Smash fast at the past fast hey bird you
Smash it what it smelled like
That's just my like fish bitch what'd it
Smell like fish fish bitch in the
Biscuit but you're next quit and then
N***a gonna be a bit sweet but you know
My clique be like ten deep a 12 giving
The shells fuck that ll be be ringing
The bells from doing the well her fire
Air sweater getting chatted with
Berettas and lovers and man chatters how
We doing
Matching to the fluid hey green fucking
One my n***a n***a is you stupid hanger
Coming through with a poof is and we
Loop and spit this shit on the mic like
I'm to fix my roof is in the trunk got
The pump catching n***a try to run walk
Through Harlem without security
Fuck that pretty n***a no jewelry and I
Used to run from the truancy chew and be
But you know it's only you and me so
When it all boils down what you're gonna
Do
Pussy ass n***a run to the boys and blue
Fuck that n***a might shoot fuck that
N***a throwback like snoop
Juke when he was on the roof and he do
Bishop often say ha ha ha
We're gonna fucking my toe c'mon go
Ahead put out shit I said all I wanna do
Is come to me a motto live legendary in
Santiago plenty honey Birds wonder - my
Tahoe Nick game chees hold it me and
Nacho young Alejandro in a ruffler
Poncho sipping on Moscato when the
Murcielago sick like mono kicks like hi
Old hoes little bit face touching baby my
La styro got me movin like a snail on
That turtle time you could call me
Leonardo eatin bending hollows in the
Batter VIN DiCarlo
On Puerto Rico or morning I hope she be
I can shadow I'll be like swallow this
Year up the would like a look at Apollo
The bottle and Mama bottle up tail
Gettin money n***a Harlem in the house
Huh call him in the house or loving your
Bitch blouse put it in the mouth let
They gave a fuck about where that n***a
Wonder huh good yeah yeah yeah may not
Do this for the young G's youngji's in
The whole fighting 1ds running from the
DS huh félicité need aa cop yelling
Freeze I'm like please don't squeeze not
A little snicker but a young boss n***a
That know the Lord well but I hate court
N***a aren't sitting in the back trying
To be patient but this all day I take
Ignore cases I can take probation huh
Service community service but n***as
Work got the streets on nerve hot car
Full surface like seeing Perkins there
Chillin on the block but the glove still
Run I'm gonna block but the gloves still
Work it's only eight o'clock no blush
Their work I tried to you eat you eating
Shit you go to sleep wake up you do this
Shit again hi n***as in the pen I never
See anything here's a mess you do the
Pen hope you feelin today before the
Sauna
I tell the T nada I'd die for this shit
Like a suicide bomber on my mark spent
Harder it's getting hotter the entire
Fire how you gonna stop my ID Saint
Pride in these great lines I keep my eye
On the money with an ear to the
Grapevine Nick grapevine trying to take
My black line if you see the straight
Line beep-beep that'd be the sound no
Fuck that drowned slow yeah home let me
Get the next video you talk about shit I
Grab your head
Daming upset no I'm saying you're not
Yes you see we don't stop okay for flex
A sad mod in the building focus nope we
Got it all clear since the
Ah
Shoutouts to the young man shot I saw my
Mama two men she went up and shot AHA
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Rumi his feeling like a sweatbox playing
Games bitches call him xbox
Fuck that about the couple legs drop
Drop pretty n***a got more cars n***a
Flex got ya n***as gon killing shit with
Ten pitches if you know what got mine up
In the kitchen
Dude this she's got run up in the dining
Room bitches doing laundry I swear I got
So many codes I got out on me you n***as
Never huh me I should we ate sat on me
And we something like the Navy my n***as
Gettin waving n***as tried that play me
Get that 380 is ready these n***as crazy
They crazy but you know I straight at
Babies and women's and kids and
Chairman's you chillin Nicki you
Shipping I'm pimping Bush popping what's
Happening money making my hair and
Keeping the sagging what's poppin we
Swagging n***as know you flagging
Turning upside down and I got the people
Frowning they talking about white
America gonna be mad I said okay okay
Okay tell them to kiss my ass ain't
Never gave a fuck about nobody opinion
I'm killing shitting reppin that's why
I'm still living it's some wavy wavy got
Your girl getting wave huh she be with
My neighbor a set n***a motherfucker
Later
You cheat on my laser jiggy getting ehh
Xia cozy boy so lazy just that fergus
Timeout getting that one man sippin on
That wine now yeah on that line man I be
Rolling with my n***as they be rolling
With them triggers you be rolling with
Them bigger triggers make it black and
N***a out and give a fuck yeah coming
Through with that buck
Yeah coming to talking that stuff yeah
N***a you getting fucked up yeah
Growing up with my n***as just the trap
Load again yeah I got some nice cars you
Can't afford the Benz
Ha ha ha don't wait go tease and I got
The fucking please cuz I'm with that
Delivery system fucking beast with the
Heat shield fucking blow your teeth out
Your motherfucking brain n***a is that
Fucking it's that forgiving man huh fuck
You talking about your bitches
Plain-jane sniffing coke King I'm a pimp
Young
And lower pretty Flaco Jodi bitches know
My name is you insane insane in the
Membrane when I come in changing n***as
Ain't change crazy you strange you
Deranged I swear I might be caged
Because I might be dangerous to the
Fucking society you see my little
Pockets legs headed for about 100 yeah
Yeah
Now coming through with our
Motherfucking spear yeah like to shoot a
N***a like Underland yeah that n***a
Shipping in here like they fucking
Britney Spears yeah yeah I got the
Motherfucking zone and I'm coming to
Actual dough like little Roscoe yeah I'm
Motherfucking D forget studying n***as
Coming through y'all n***as is some nerd
Egan's yeah
Riding in the motherfucking Benz
Cruising trying to get your
Motherfucking bitch you Cheryl swooping
That mean she bowling I'm coming through
Shot : yo bitches is calling because
They know a n***a ballin this that
Birkenstock chillin in my bitch she's
Coming through about to suck my dick and
Suck my dick yeah we're in rich n***as a
Motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker
Motherfucking motherfucking fuck what
The fuck bitches trying to fuck telling
Getting my girl what's up and then she
Wonders sick shuffle on top by my nuts I
Told that bitch don't front what's up to
You in the club and I total comes to the
Back meet me up in the cup
Let's cut Oh bitches ain't got no Jimmy
Okay I can't help you I'm sorry bitch
I'm out of here cuz the bitch can't have
My baby
I'm just getting no you hoes must be
Crying
Me Flaco got that shit got three tones
On my dick
Every time I Spit fell off the top I got
Blows women I switched when I never gave
A fuck I'm bringing back these kickers
Just black uptown I got them on now you
Know we ain't shit n***as in this going
Down got our armours bottoms and bitches
Got red bottoms shout outs to except
Belly cuz the feds got him and Navy out
And knee popping souls poppin we got the
Drop and you know except we never stop
And soaked rag out of my belly
Yeah free my n***a really yeah you're
Not smoking I smell it yeah I'm not just
In the Turner Hill trap no to my belly
Yeah free my n***a really yeah I'm not
Smoking that smelly yeah I'm not just in
The telly huh next we will be talking
About shit from Flex I'm gonna write
Will write out one more time let's run
Its kind of fast
I'm sold a show that's not a good man
We're gonna do it like this man yeah
Yeah
Janeway 15 2013 monk lift ASAP hit up on
The ceiling make sure you download it
For free or fare your feet it don't
Matter to me as long as you see me and
Be like y'all a set you kill that shit l
Yo Q the LS little fuck that you brought
Back hip-hop n***a you the trailers and
The deal is I finish my wet list and the
Real estate and I come through n***as
Can't relate they hate okay we see the
Wave n***as getting paid pretty young
N***a bought bat-brain huh folk so sick
N***a might have eight n***as still it
Seemed so when Nick and never change him
Go go change for gold rings huh
Everybody wanna make a full go sing huh
All go things all go thing everything is
Goldie because gold is me oh fuck it
I'm fleetly come through with the heat
When I creep but my team and we come to
In the street
Fuck you me you weak n***a know the
Reaper coming view you show with you
Reach so you better talk to me use up to
Me now show respect pay your debt else
You getting decked by the tech use a bet
With a breast biatch talk to my n***as
And you know we come through one
Yo use a fucking bitch popular pivoted
Into did it coming though that city
Slicker like that ready I don't give a
Fuck
Coming through with that stuff this that
Oh you got to cut that he said cut that
But cut that no fuck that
Tell that bitch chica fucking suck my
Dick she a muskrat I said yes cut this
Way now fuck that I'm bout about it
Masterpiece and new owns and I'm coming
Through from my Jersey trap Laura both
N***as know about it smaller and now I'm
Giving fuck I'm the spitting no date to
The motherfucking morning are you
Drooling are you gonna fuck that shit we
On got these bad bitches accepting and
It's all and fucking god I'm drooling
With you doing everything and n***as
Nona Davi spit I don't give a fuck but
Cuz my boys ain't in no prison and you
Know I'm getting I said this shit that I
Be spitting I switch it and you know you
Couldn't get with this so you better
Dismiss it justice ring bling n***a
Bling blings thing and I still being
When I come through with an clean
Looking clean let it bling see and I got
A gun pack it back let it ring my ring
N***a n***as know my team ASAP elves
Five bad bitches and they all pop pills
Flex got the Wills forgot the grills
Buckle so pretty that the bitches catch
Chill huh never pay bills n***a to rail
Bitch up on my stale and juice like I'm
Still never liked juice keep I hang off
The roof give it a look give it a loop
Or I shoot motherfucker and they cook
Motherfucking Fergus started n***a gonna
Shoot with my fucking choo-choo train
Looking house they be coming through
With the folk range in them hope I'll be
Right here hole oh yeah
Get money dole oh yeah yeah don't get it
Bitch and my load up here she be rockin
With my team you read the complaint yeah
You try to be like us n***a this drink
Yeah
Riding up the link nothing so link now
Coming through cleaned out it brings out
Yeah
Blink blink out sing out yeah but life I
Can start n***a what you saying about
Bird what you got say you got that part
Work and now these bitches wanna turf
And I get blue balls shot I'm like a
Smurf Cardo bitch when they tease me she
Pulling up a skirt god I had a long
Shirt sorry calling it a skirt or a
Dress but I'm fresh so I dress to
Impress my the best and I rep to the
1
Death and you fuck you're talkin out
Your breath you get left n***a yes with
This Technic uh-huh with the rest n***a
Ah you get in the motherfucking nest egg
Around yeah coming through mother
Fucking left knuckle don't get kicked in
Your motherfucking neck n***a no get
Kicked through your motherfucking brush
N***a shit don't get kick to your breath
Because both of you n***as got titties
Anyway you big hairy n***as shitty head
A snake you own titty boy says n***a
Check them to this bitch don't know we
Had n***as hot 9 7 flex n***a what's up
Know what we wanna do you heard Lenny I
N***as got enough balls to come up here
And freestyle all night n***a
What we want a good riddance see you're
Good rich n***a yo Rick James ain't come
Up here acting all crazy
I'm the way I go commando crazy huh a
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