* Applause *

Presenters:
And so with happiness in our hearts
We invite you to his house
A world where flighty pleasures are highly treasured
By those it makes feel slightly better
Welcome

Verse
New friends, like new shoes I pretend
To fit in, even though I'm pushed off the deep end
It's fitting that I expound on the details
I touched down in Daytona in search of females
A high off life, mixed with a Valium slice
Mixing everything it needs to turn it neon bright
Now these neon lights go off inside my head
Cheek against the pavement, tongue-tied, tasting lead

Bridge
'Twas what my friend said I needed to make it in this game
"Smoke a spliff, get weeded, you won't be the same!
You wanna drop that SHIT, that makes n***as do FLIPS?
Here's a D-I-M-E that's never been dipped!"

Verse
Shenanigans! I stepped away to see what they did:
A bunch of lost boys, who were talented kids
Forgot where they came from, poppin' these seeds
High off life with Valium sliced
Was everything they needed to survive-

Bridge
And Magdalene keeps kissing my feet!
The car swerved, she came closer since she heard me spit
Damn... a li'l bolder as the lights grow dim
But her lips stay glistened as I give into sin
Sampling sin, huh...I'm Samson
Delilah wins again: I lose gladly
In this world of starry skies and blasphemy
Inspiration could be found in her satin

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Intro
NaNaNaNa Hands! Please Please! OW! X 2
NaNaNaNa Knees! Knees! Knees! OW!
NaNaNaNa Please! Knees! Knees! OW!

Bridge
WE PARKED THE CAR AND SHE TAKES OFF HER BRA! X 4
WHAT?!

Verse
Out the door as I follow the ten
Fingers at her sides, covering up her breasts!
See! she looks behind, sees I passed the test
Tonight I'll trace the clef(t)s on each part of her chest!
OW!

Chorus
Goooone
CHECK MY BRAIN X 3

Outro
...Let me be your host, for the Spring
SEMESTER DoSssss, for this thing
...
KAPSOURA BAAABBBY!