[Taylor] It feels like the perfect day, to torture my exes, and then put on their skin!

[Harry] HELP ME!

[Taylor] Shut up Harry!

[Taylor] I escaped from the asylum, and kidnapped all of them, to get my revenge!

[Jake] You're sick!

[Taylor] HAHAHA, HA!

[Taylor] Yeeeeeeeeaah, I got Joe, Jake, John and Kennedy, all wrapped in duct tape!

[Harry] B&!$% give me back my f&!$ing face!

[Taylor] Fat CHANCE!

[Taylor] Today's the first day of a never ending Hell date!
It's time!

[Taylor] Now you all will be mine! Until the end of all time!
I will never let you leave!

[John] Somebody call the police!

[Taylor] You better shut your mouth! Or I will cut your tongue out!

[Jake] Why are you dancing like that?!

[Taylor] Because I'm a psychopath! Now it's your turn to dance!

[3 Gunshots]

[Joe] Ahh!

[Joe] You just shot me, in my ass!

[Taylor] You should never have dumped me! Now you're all buried, lets watch Tyler Perry!

[Exes] Please just, kill us!

[Taylor] It's Madea goes to Jail! My favorite movie!

[Exes] Ah!

[?] Hallelujah!

[Jake] This proves shes crazy!

[John] It's making my eyes bleed!

[Taylor] Yeaaaaah... Soon you will all become members of my death cult!

[Joe] Err, excuse me?

[Taylor] After the murder ritual!

[Exes] Ohhh crap!

[Taylor]
Then we will spend eternity together below

[Taylor turns into Satan Taylor]

[Satan Taylor]
In Hell, ahahah!

[Exes] Uh oh!

[Satan Taylor] All the rumors are true! I am Satan!

[Exes] Yeah we knew!

[Satan Taylor] Now your heads must all come off! B R B I'll get the saw!

[Jake]
Dude, she dropped her cell phone!

[John]
Pick it up call the po po!

[Jake]
We'll be dead once they get here!
I have a better idea sent!

[Satan]
What are you doing!

[Boyfriends]
Uh uh uh uh... We were not doing anything...

[Satan]
No matter time to die!
I'll see you in the afterlife

[Jesus]
Hey Hey!
Drop the weapon miss Swift!

[Boyfriend]
OMG it's Jesus!

[Satan]
How did you find me J.C.?

[Jesus]
I got a text from Jake G

[Jake]
We're actually quite close!
He likes all my Facebook posts!

[Jesus]
And he follows me on twitter, anyway
Back to Taylor now!

Time to take care of you!

[Satan]
I can't move!

[Jesus]
With this Holy Water Balloon!

[Satan]
Gah! Get that away from me you fool Gah!

[Jesus]
Sorry but your time here is through!

[Satan Taylor] Aghhh!

[Exes cheer]

[Jesus] Well my children, that a wrap on that crazy b&!?*, who wants to go to the strip club? Lap dances on me!

[Exes cheer]