[Intro: Miley Cyrus]
Huh Huh
Hey
Ooh I need help
Ooh

[Verse 1: Miley Cyrus]
Daddy, mommy, are you watching?
Wondering if I am making this pointless sex tape right
I just keep on biting my arm
Maybe I'll try masturbating

[Chorus: Miley Cyrus]
This awful drawn out tune
Is a total bore
So I turned to shock value
And made a gay porn
Dad I'm a whore
Aren't you proud of me?
Can't ignore, someone this trashy

[Verse 2: Miley Cyrus]
Feed me, I am starving
I am crying out for food
That's why I try to
Eat my fingers and bed sheets
I look like a gross malnourished JB
My arm tastes like chicken
Hey oh oh oh
[Chorus: Mickey Mouse and Miley Cyrus]
Ah!
Miley it's me, Mickey!
Stop being a slut!
Please come back to Disney
And Hannah Montana
No I'm a whore!
Fuck you and Disney
Softcore porn makes way more money
Fingering myself in milk
And rubbing on my tiny titties
Come join me
No way you skank I'm not here to get nasty!
God Mickey, you don't know what you're missing
Just give in and let's screw
You can't say no to me
Be a mouse and score!
I need my morals Miley!
You need Hannah more!
Could I ask for you to wear this wig boo?
Hold this mic too
Oh yes that will do!
Oh God!

[Outro: Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus, and Mickey Mouse]
Miley! Miley open up it's your daddy!
Oh sweet nibblets!
Oh sweet nibblets!
Oh sweet nibblets!