Bart Baker
What Do You Mean? (Parody)
I know nothing
That's why
When you yell at me
(Xenia Deli) Get out of my room
I say
What do you mean?
(Xenia Deli) Get off!
Now when I'm grabbing your breasts
And you scream at me
(Xenia Deli) NO!
What do you mean?
(Xenia Deli) I think you should leave!
Sorry, I don't understand, what do you mean?
(Xenia Deli) Get out of here or I'll scream!
OK but can you tell me what's that thing?
(Xenia Deli) Are you serious dude that's a doorknob
I see but can you tell me how it works
(Xenia Deli) Seriously!? Grab it, turn it, then you pull it open. Now get out of my hotel room you jerk!
But where do I go?
(Xenia Deli) Down this hall then you turn right. There's a staircase and the exit is down two flights
Who are you?
(Maid) I'm a maid from housekeeping?
Oh, I really wanna know! How do you clean?
(Maid) Here watch. I turn on the vacuum, and I sweep up the floor
What's that?
(Ice cream man) Ice cream
Ice cream?
(Ice cream man) Here try
Wow that tastes good, what's in it?
(Ice cream man) Mainly sugar and milk
What is that machine?
Seriously though. What is that thing?
(Maid) Shh Bieber say cheese!
Ahh! What was that, I think I'm blind, how do I see? Ahh!
(Xenia Deli) Your eyes were closed you dummy
(Maid) Ay yi yi. How did he get so dumb?
What color's green?
What is this?
(Scientist) That's urine you are peeing
What's this stuff on my body?
(Scientist) Its skin
Why is my chest moving?
(Surgeon) Your heart is beating
Who am I
(Mirror Justin) You moron you are Justin
(Xenia Deli) Your last two songs were questions. Why is your brain so fried?
It is probably from all of the dumb hair dye
All of my singles on my new CD, are going to be questions!
Whats happening?
(Kidnapper) We're kidnapping you
What are those?
(Kidnapper) They're your arms
What is that?
(Kidnapper) This is rope
What's that feeling? (ow. Oww)
(Xenia Deli) It's pain
Why can't I get up and move?
(Xenia Deli) Why am I tied to this dope?
Hey whats that thing?
Why is it burning?!
(Xenia Deli) A lighter. We're free
How do I stand up?
(Xenia Deli) Come on we don't have much time. Dumbass help me!
How do you do help- cool let's go!
(Xenia Deli) I'm not jumping
Why?
(Xenia Deli) Gravity! We'll die!
Whats gravity?
(Xenia Deli) Now do you get what I mean!?
No! What do you mean?