[Hook: Razpy]
I'm a player, and I won't stop until the cop yell "Come out with your hands in the air"
I'm a player, and I won't stop until the cop yell "Come out with your hands in the air"
Don't pretend that you forgot about me
Don't pretend that you forgot about us
I'm a player, and I won't stop until the cop yell "Come out with your hands in the air"
I'm a player, and I won't stop until the cop yell "Come out with your hands in the air"
Don't pretend that you forgot about me
Don't pretend that you forgot about us

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow]
Alright, look
I find it kind of hard to remember the best parts
I kinda wanna stop time, rewind, and press start
Back when both of us were chilling, we knew what we were doing
Even when it got confusin', we could sex each other through it
Look, I'm sorry about that time last month that I went broke
And I'm sorry for the time that I gave you the strep throat
I'm sorry for those times that I cheated and never learned
But I just-I just wanna end on better terms, uh huh
Look, I'll be in Manhattan making videos and rapping
You'll be staying in Seattle dancing and looking sexy
Success is the best revenge, but I implore you to fuck that, do you, and I'll be rooting for you
I hope that you can be all you can be and be the best
So I can see you on TV and be like, "Yo! That chick's my ex"
Now I got my own 99 problems and shit
But see, I always been a mapper, Razpy taught me how to pimp

[Chorus: Razpy & Molly Swenson]
But the worst part is, I know you'll be fine without me
I know you'll make lots of money
And I know you'll never need to see me anymore
But the best part is, I know you'll be fine without me
I know you'll make lots of money
And I know you'll never need to see me anymore, see me anymore
But the best part is, I know you'll be fine without me
I know you'll make lots of money
And I know you'll never need to see me anymore, see me anymore

[Verse 2: Razpy]
I knew that if she left me, she had to fuck wit' a square
'Cause she'll never find a n***a boss as me anywhere
She tell me that I don't care, but how am I supposed to repair something that is not there?
And being the third wheel never makes a pair, ugh
That's what you call a spare
Something that you keep in the trunk
Just in case your other wheel decides to fuck up
Haha, and I've never been a spare tire
I'm a rare find, an anywhere rider
If I'm not shooting a n***a for you, then I'ma have to fight 'em
Let's see what he does when a trick tries to knife ya
I swear I've done everything I'm supposed to do
When you're a crack [?] killa, you're supposed to shoot
When you're a model, I suppose you do some poses too
When you're a pimp, you're supposed to have some hoes wit' you
And your bottom bitch know you're supposed to recruit
And we be cool wit' that, no cold soup
Big gang tight, right, right
Been a deep boy all my life now I'm a [?] [Bridge: Sam Lachow, Molly Swenson]
And we thought
That they all wanted what we got
It turns out I don't need you
I guess I'll see when I see you
But that'll be another day
And we thought
That they all wanted what we got
It turns out I don't need you
I guess I'll see when I see you
But that'll be another day  
 
 
[Hook: Razpy]
I'm a player, and I won't stop until the cop yell "Come out with your hands in the air"
Don't pretend that you forgot about me
Don't pretend that you forgot about us [Hook: Razpy]
I'm a player, and I won't stop until the cop yell "Come out with your hands in the air"
I'm a player, and I won't stop until the cop yell "Come out with your hands in the air"
Don't pretend that you forgot about me
Don't pretend that you forgot about us