[Verse: Patrick, Male Bystander, Female Bystander, Bystander]
"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
No, this is Patrick
"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
No this is PATRICK
"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
[Patrick smashes phone]

[Outro: Spongebob, Mr. Krabs]
Oh my gosh, Patrick!
What's wrong, me boyo?
Patrick destroyed the phone!