[Intro]

[Verse 1:Johnny Polygon]
Her name was Lisa, took her out to Maxi for a slice of pizza
Little fashionista, "Hi, my name's Johnny and it's nice to meet ya."
Ask her where she from, she said "Bayside, away from the slums."
I decided to make my assumptions, my buddies and my Teddy Ruxpin's
So I asked her name. Already knew it but I had to play games
Why? Well let's just say that getting shut down's a shame
She's so stuck up, I'm so in love
But no one's loved her like I love her
But she's never fucked her homie
Although I fucked Stacey Carosi

[Hook:Johnny Polygon]
That's what girls do, play you from the start
That's what girls do, just to break your heart
That's what girls do, they love to play you like a fool
That's what girls do, the one's I knew in high school
Now say uh-huh, whatever, whatever, whatever (4x)

[Verse 2:Johnny Polygon]
Her name Kapowski, said whaddup and I said I'm out-ski
Head cheerleader when she's around she makes me all tense have trouble
Pronouncing
Plus she already got a man. Big man on campus, I'll be goddamned. (That's
Whack)
(Crazy motherfucker that's Zack! How you gonna out do that?) Good point
Guess I can't. So I move on. Plus her girl Jessie got it going on
It might get messy cause she's off and on with a wrestler who's really strong
Her girl Tori's another story. Think she's whistling to the wheat field
Some times I'm AC Slater, but most of the time I know how Screech feels

[Hook]