[Verse: ???]

Uh, yeah, check it yo
I got sixteen, you got no verse
You should be home doing my homework
Quit before your own turn
That ain't a backpack, that's an old purse
So just back off, and go back to the back of your laptop
You don't belong in rap; he's a PC, me, I'm a Mac
And see, that's a fact
This is real talk, your words are abstract
You can't win, face it, this dude is living in his mom's basement
Start moving, you losing
Bookworm, should have studied improving
That joke was amusing
You're an oxymoron, dude is confused

[Verse: int80]

If I'm a PC, then I'm dual-core computing
Since you're a Mac, then it's clear you're a Newton
Gripping it, believing it, quick 'cause I noticed
(???) your style is token ring
You fake smart, it's not AI
(???) in your backup, I got a (???)
Castle invade, checkmate in Simon's Quest
You wanna play a game, then do what Simon Says
Get a new page, correct what you say
I'll send a blue flame to your level 2 mage
But it's too late, you sprayed toothpaste
I pack binaries, you pack suitcase
Plus I got a girl, I never met debt
My brain has fast tracks, so I have the last laugh
Memory peak, only he doesn't know
Errors and warnings, time to debug your flow

[Verse: ???]

You funny, better run dummy
Put you in the toilet and take your lunch money
You a now and later, (???)
Breakthrough in Half-Life, you a calculator
They call me the aftershaver
This dude ain't too sharp, wanna make me grab a razor
You're a beginner, me a rhyme-breaker
King of the Midwest and the tri-state

[Verse: int80]

You're an irate, (???), (???) primate
Zero out your time wait, and kick you off MySpace
Water molecules to hydrate
How you gonna skyscrape when your height is 5-8? (Come here!)
You're feeling like sybase
The only time you get big is right before you dilate
Check your mail, new message
My chromosome is XY, your's is two X's

[Verse: ???]

I'm selling like crack, I gotta (???)
Hold the mic (???)
Man you look bad, he got too many books for his bookbag
I'm a mean dude, you don't wanna see me mean too, this means you
Life ain't fair, no more settle nice
I rep for my corner each and every night

[Verse: int80]

Wow, you run a corner in the dead of night?
I run a whole island inside of Second Life
Better price, better time
True, you're IQ's less than Kevin Federline's
Never mind, no-one's home
This guy tried to blue-box a cellular phone
Shoot him down in a blue blaze of glory
He thought I, Robot was based on two stories

[Verse: ???]

Look man, let me holler at you
My 28" rims are even taller than you
Uh, you can't see me, blind from the shine on my chain 3D

[Verse: int80]

You're confused, look I can see
They took you off BitTorrent, no-one would see you
You like to talk quite a lot
But your diamond rocks cannot outshine my fiber ops

[Verse: ???]

I'm too fly, call me big bird
Get outta here with your big words, big nerd
Look, I get paid in the streets, I was made in the streets, so I'm blazin' the streets

[Verse: int80]

No need to ask, but Dual Core's hot, yeah
With more downloads than the whole Storm botnet
If you blaze in the street, race in a heat
When I face an emcee, you ain't amazing to me
Talk about my words like a verbal jihad
You're barely smart enough to call the Geek Squad
You're not a rap competitor
This guy guest-appeared on "To Catch a Predator"

Why don't you have a seat over there?

[Outro]

You are nothing (nothing)
Fatality-tality-tality-tality (Mortal Kombat death scream)