[Verse 1]:
I'm unsure of the rules of this pedestrian crossing
When the cars stop I guess I'll just go
Every step a little closer to the final one I'll take
And you'll crash your little frame into my dinosaur bones
Can't tell who speaks English I should've learnt my Dutch
But I can point and I can speak slow
I just want to know what doesn't have meat in it
Need to know how to say I care more than these words I've used up, these words I already know

[Chorus]:
Cause life can bring you many joys
But death will always take the points
And I hope I don't come across intense
But can I drown between your legs?

[Verse 2]:
I'll say relationships are futile when you do what I do
But that's just so you know I came alone
Cause I don't know if I'm waking up or if it will be next to you
But I'd like to call somewhere in your neighbourhood home
And I always do this what's too far just out of interest
What have I fucked up to this point already
Are we hanging out or will you marry me?
Am I too unstable for going steady?

[Chorus]:
Cause life can bring you many joys
But death will always take the points
And I hope I don't come across intense
But can I drown between your legs?

[Verse 3]:
Danced a one man waltz from the bar to the street
Asked if I could call you back when the bouncer fucking hit me
I never wanted any trouble I just wanted to make someone else happy
Cause the doctor told me when I was 15 that would not be my reality
And since then I tried to prove that fucker wrong
But he's not, he's right; he's just doing his job
He's probably somewhere right now with a notepad
And some fresh complaints about this song

But I wouldn't trade these late night calls, sleeping on a tiled floor
No I wouldn't trade these nights for anything
I'm so glad I struck up conversation and that you cared more about
What I'm saying than girls who just like what I sing
I'll be back round your birthday try to freak out front of your work mates
But I'll try to not freak out
But life takes me away from places I want to stay
I'll stay one step ahead of these cars in this street I can't pronounce

[Chorus]:
And life can bring you many joys
But death will always take the points
And I hope I don't come across intense
But can I drown between your legs?

And death can always hear your voice
But you hold onto the little joys
And I hope I don't come across intense
But can I drown between your legs?