[Verse 1]
There's a house across the river but, alas, I cannot swim
And a garden of such beauty that the flowers seem to grin
There's a house across the river but, alas, I cannot swim
I'll live my life regretting that I never jumped in

[Verse 2]
There's a boy across the river with short black curly hair
He wants to be my lover and I want to be his peer
There's a boy across the river but, alas, I cannot swim
And I never will get to put my arms around him

[Verse 3]
There's a life across the river that was meant for me
Instead I live my life in constant misery
There's a life across the river, but I do not see
Why I should please those who will never be pleased

[Verse 4]
There is gold across the river, but I don't want none
There is gold across the river, but I don't want none
Gold is fleeting, gold is fickle, gold is fun
Gold is fleeting, gold is fickle, gold is fun

[Verse 5]
There is gold across the river, but I don't want none
I would rather be dry than held up by a golden gun

[Outro]
Saying, work more, earn more, live more
Have more fun