Shoot the messenger, measure his wingspan
The organ grinders had the whole thing planned
Take his tongue and remove his two eyeballs
Savin' em up for the day if that guy calls
I'm almost certain, but this is speculation
The notes are in a box marked "Christmas Decorations"
Remember what I told ya to do with the hair gel
And don't let anyone see you in the stairwell
Tell the key cutter I said to stay home
I'll call him at quarter after twelve from a pay phone
Make sure whoever stays the night has a dental plan
The girls already came through with the rental van
Shave all the hair on your body and bathe
The convoy will be at the border by morning
Take the appetite suppressants at sunrise
Over-exerting tonight would be unwise
We'll all be wearing the matching necklaces
Double check everything; There's no room for recklessness
Burn the clothes I was wearing on Wednesday
Pay no attention to what your so-called friends say
Bury the screwdriver set in the playground
The blood donor said he needs a half-hour to lay down
Only ever sign for parcels if you know the guys
9:30 a.m. sharp - we mobilize

Butane?