Eight O Clock, Monday night and im waiting
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a 2-Way but im not quite sure what that means
And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing
She'll never notice me

Because she's watching wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to Rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
Its like a bad movie
If you were me you'd be
Screaming "Someone Shoot Me"
As i fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her CD Changers full of singers who are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score a Roofie and a Fourty
She'll never know im the best that she'll never have
And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing
She'll never notice me

Because she's watching wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to Rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes them with a mustache
Racetracks Season Pass
Driving in a Trans-Am
Does a Mulelt make a man?
Its like a bad movie
If you were me you'd be
Screaming "Someone Shoot Me"
As i fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want
Yeah, she's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want