Ever since Mom walked out
Sis and I can get no sleep
Since then Dad's brought home 13 redheads
A blond, a brunette, and a sheep
I pray to God, oh, can you help us?
Save us from this "reverie"
Shotgun westward I blew away Alice
Buried her in the deep of this

Postage stamp world
You get what you want
In this postage stamp world
You can all get in line
Lick my behind
But I won't be living with you this time

There she was, a silky starlit
Pressed up to the screen
Captivated by social retards
She'd drink and drink and drink
Lipstick would burn her eyes out
And melt upon her waist
Embracing the dying lover
Her heart could feel no pain

In this postage stamp world
You get what you want
In this postage stamp world
You can get in line
Lick my behind
But I come in 1's not 2's this time