[Intro]
Wa, wa, wa
Wa, wa, wa
Who wants a muffin?
Wa, wa
Wa, wa, wa

[Verse 1]
Haa, I’m a muffin
And it’s muffin time
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die

Hey, somebody kill me
Please, it’s muffin time
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die die

[Chorus]
Please I wanna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Please, I wanna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die

[Verse 2]
Die, potato, die
I baked you a pie
Oh boy, what flavour?
Pie, pie, pie

Dad, I’m hungry
Hi, hungry, I’m dad
Why did you name me this way?
Why, why, why?

I’m gonna do an internet
Well, I’m gonna do a book
You’re leavin’ me
I met a real man
Hey buddy, look

Over here
Ha ha ha ha ha, now you’re blind
You’re gonna die
We’re all gonna die
Ooh, a butterfly
We’re all gonna

[Chorus]
Die, die, die
Die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
It’s muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (why, why, why)
Please, I wanna
Die, die, die (ooh, a butterfly)
Die, die, die (ha, ha, ha)
It’s muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die

[Verse 3]
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
Got your nose
Look out he’s got a nose!
Is this you? (yes) Hello! (Hi!)

Here comes the airplane
I like trains
Honey I’m pregnant…
I can explain

No!, don’t jump
Okay, jump now
I have no idea how to breathe
Meow, meow, meow, I’m a cow

Hey, you got a license for that?
You’ll never take me alive!
Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!
No llama, No!

[Chorus]
Die, die, die
Die, die, die (pi, pi, pi)
It’s muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (why, why, why)
Please, I wanna
Die, die, die (no llama, no)
Die, die, die (high, high, high)
It’s muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die

[Bridge]
Even though letting go feels right
I can’t afford to say goodbye
You and I are bound together
Especially since cartoons live forever

[Chorus]
Please I wanna
Die, die, die
We're all gonna
Die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
It’s muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (why, why, why)
Please, I wanna
Die, die, die (no llama, no)
Die, die, die (high, high, high)
It’s muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die

[Outro]
It’s muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die