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J Dilla

"Lucas Barton Is Gay"

WE WERE DITCHING OUR sh*tTY HOMES TO GO TO A VIDEO CHAMPIONSHIP IN LOS ANGELES
AND THIS f*ckING FAGGOT WAS AT THE ARCADES
AND HIS NAME WAS LUCAS BARTON
HE SAID HE WAS GOOD AT 97 GAMES
AND HE HAD ONE OF THOSE GAY POWER GLOVES
SO WE CHALLENGED HIM TO A DUEL
AND HE f*ckING LOST DOUBLE DRAGON
SO HALEY AND I STOMPED HIS HEAD IN
AS MY LITTLE BROTHER JIMMY WATCHED AND MUMBLED
"CAAALLIIIFORNIA"
SO I KILLED JIMMY AS WELL
AND THEN I KILLED SPANKY THE TRUCK DRIVER
AND I RAN OVER A BUNCH OF DOGS WITH HIS SEMI
AND THEN I FORMED A BAND WITH HALEY AND LUCA'S CRONIES
AND WE'RE A GAY DEATH METAL BAND
HALEY'S VOCALS SOUND LIKE A GIRL GETTING MAULED BY A f*ckING BEAR
SO I GRABBED HER FACE AND SHOVED MY ASS IN IT AND FARTED IN IT
AND SHE SCREAMED AS THE FART GAS DISSOLVED THE FLESH ON HER FACE
AND I f*ckING LAUGHED
IT WAS f*ckING HILARIOUS THE WAY SHE RAN AROUND DYING
AND I TOOK OUT LUCA'S CRONIES
I RAN THEM OVER WITH THE SEMI I RAN OVER THE DOGS WITH
OH LORD IT WAS f*ckING FUN
HAYLEY WILLIAMS

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