Well Mr.Burns had done it
The Power Plant had won it
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while
Mike Socia's tragic illness made us smile
While Wade Boggs laid unconscious on the bar-room tile

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We're talking softball
From Maine to San Diego
Talking softball, Mattingly and Conseco
Ken Griffy's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law
We're talking Homer.....Ozzy and the Straw

Chorus again