[Hook]
This is based on reality that's based on a freakshow
Based on reality that's based on a freakshow...

[Verse 1]
I said I am not a man, no
I am a destroyer
Heavy as a whale and tall as a sequoia
I wanna be like Mike but you lookin' like LeToya
You got a problem with me world, you can call my lawyer
I am like a royal when I'm on home soil [?]
With a beat this hot it might just make your blood boil
But it won't make your girl mad cause I'll school her up like a boss should
She might get a scholarship cause she ballin' on this hard wood
I'll get it and I won't stall
Yes I hit it in the bathroom stall
Fling my pants on the bathroom floor
And her tits on the bathroom wall
I can't be mad cause those assets are ridiculous
And if she go down on me she'll find that my ass is her liquid
Pills up in my one fist, more up in the other hand
Downers on the left side, that right side is my upper hand
That pimp hand that one I had to exercise
Like I'm getting lingerie and I had to ask your ex for size

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[Verse 2]
I got her acting right, it was not a pantomime
I rip those thigh-highs and I had to lend a pant of mine
She rockin' my sweatband, she prolly needed a sweatband
Cause the way I held her legs in the air it's like she's doing a kegstand
That kettle was whistlin', our bodies were glistening
Saying freak shit like she ain't been this wet since the christening
That Saudi prince workout, I hope that you were listening
I think I'm cool cause of my air conditioning
Get it together, she follows the law's letter
But if the boss let her she'll follow in all leather
Yeah I'm thinking with my little head, he always gets his way
But you can't blame my dick, yeah that's just the way he's raised
They saying I'm too much, I'm looking like who what?
I've had my share of one on ones but I ain't really had too much
But if it's going down well I should take a peep though
It's based on reality that's based on a freakshow

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