[Intro]
Yeah bro, shit I just got into an accident on the 9-5 man. Somebody smashed into the back of the jeep but old dude had to be the joog man though, cause he ain't want to swap no insurance, no information, no nothing. He just threw me the brick and told me this should cover the cost

[Verse 1: Sir Michael Rocks]
I had the plug but I didn't have the clientele
I got to get rid of it quick, I got to sell this
I put it up on the scale just trying to check if it's real
And hell yeah boy I seen it was 36 (36!)
And then Banks told me about a chick
Who be selling hella guns and drugs on the internet
She out west, online connect, I think she like me
Now listen to this, that bitch said (yeah! yeah! yeah!)

[Bridge]
She want a n***a with a rep
I want a woman who can sell my shit on the in-ter-net
Now I need one of those, now I need one of those
I need one of those
I need one of those
We logged on the account, we gon' figure it out

[Chorus]
I'm 'bout to put the kilo on Craigslist
(why you n***as got to hate)
I'm 'bout to put the kilo on Craigslist
(bet I'm praying for you, x3)
I'm 'bout to put the kilo on Craigslist
I'm 'bout to put the kilo on Craigslist

[Verse 2: Sir Michael Rocks]
Kilo on Craigslist, you send me the message
I hope you ain't police, cause if you are I get arrested
Ballin' off of Olive Garden, ordering all the bread sticks
Ah they free, oh I didn't know that shit. Oh that's cool too
They trying to tell me it's too late for me to place my bet
Pathetic n***a you lucky I didn't take that bet
'fore I break that bat on your back like I was Ness
Make a Netflix movie, now quiet up on the set n***a
Shhhhh, shut the fuck up (shhhh shhhh shhhh)
Komodo dragon on a leash, I'm dragging him up the streets
I'm backing up in the jeep, reversing down a one way (aye!)
I get a rush from trucks, sluts, and gun smoke
Everybody try to be tough up in the interview
'til I get mine, I'm dining on you swine
I'm down for homicide, and posting it on YouTube (damn)
I know what she want, she want somebody like me
She want a, she want a, she want a, she want a

[Bridge]

[Chorus]