It's Friday night, trying to think of what to do
Should we go to the club?
Ehhhhh
It's Friday night, we don't want to miss out
Should we go and hit the town?
Ehhhhh

Why go to the club when you can sit home in the tub
Shove food in your mouth and feel sorry for yourself
Why pick up chicks when you can just watch Netflix?
You make a really good point!

We're staying in tonight! (Sorry ladies)
We're staying in tonight! (Making popcorn)
We're staying in tonight! (Jealous?)

Where are the good men hiding? At home!

We're staying in tonight! (Watching Harry Potter)
We're staying in tonight! (No pants on)
We're staying in tonight! (Doing Laundry)

It's Friday night and everyone is out partying but not you
Because the fun is just startying!

So call up your girls. And cancel your plans. Cuz we're
About to teach you the "Stay Home" Dance!

We're staying in tonight! (No lineups)
We're staying in tonight! (No cover)
We're staying in tonight! (crying)
Where are the good men hiding? At home!

We're staying in tonight! (knife fight)
We're staying in tonight! (Corn Flakes)
We're staying in tonight! (Tickling each other)