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Genius On-Line Product Catalog (a Parody) - IQ Points and Insurance
Add to your Genius IQ Score!"Whoever said that money can't buy happiness must have never used the Internet."

Are you alarmed by soaring Genius IQ scores? Can't find a way to maintain your credibility? We all have too much to do these days, but here's an easy way to stay relevant. You can add Genius IQ points in increments of 10,000 points. Here's an IQ purchase table that allows you buy your way to instant credibility:

   10,000 IQ for $  1,500 USD
100,000 IQ for $  7,500 USD
200,000 IQ for $12,000 USD
500,000 IQ for $20,000 USD

All purchases are by ACH EFT (no credit cards). To maintain integrity, a maximum of 500,000 IQ may be purchased in a rolling 12 month period. After all, no one wants to make a travesty of Genius IQ. Aflac-Genius Short-Term Disability Insurance

What would you do if you were sick or injured and couldn't keep your rate-of-climb at Genius? Here's the answer: Aflac-Genius Short Term Disability Insurance! With Aflac-Genius, you're covered for up to 120 days of IQ production. It's sim-ple to buy, and because it's group coverage, it's inexpensive.

If you get sick or hurt, just notify @IAmHurt here at Genius. Coverage begins immediately and your IQ total is increased each day you're disabled, and in an amount equal to your average daily productivity over the last six months. Coverage continues to a maximum of 120 days. After that, it's back on the chain gang for you.

Genius Member Price:
     1 - 200 IQ points per day: $179/mo
201 - 400 IQ points per day: $349/mo

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