Okay I know this is a bad idea but
I’m already here so
Here we fucking go

Rawr
X3 *nuzzles*
*pounces on you*
Uwu you warm
Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky tilda murr tilda hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants
Oof baby you so musky
Take me home
Pet me n make me yours
And don’t forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail
All for your buldgey wuldgey
Kissies and lickies your neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest
I be getting thirsty

Hey, I gotta little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long
Uwu please adopt me
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips
Uwu please punish me
Bouta hit him with this furry shit
He dont see it coming