[Verse 1]
Ho Ho Ho
So many christmas letters
So many wishes
Lucy wants a squeezie doll
Jimmy wants a moon rocket
Oh, this list is rather long
Yeah!
Hey now Santa I'm writing to you
Cos there's a lot of cool shit I want
I know I've been naughty but cut me some slack
Cos there's a lot of cool shit I want
So here's my list-a
So check it out twice-a

[Chorus]
I want
A solid gold Harley with machine guns on the front
I want
A Motley Crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns
I want a see through jumpsuit that fits me tight
I want all of the Beatles copyrights
I want to chop Florida off the map
I want Pamela Anderson's speedo top

[Verse 2]
So there you go Santa theres my christmas list
Thats all the cool shit I want
But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed
There's still a lot of cool shit I want
So here's my list-a
So check it out twice-a

[Chorus]
I want
A time machine and a BB gun
I want
A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun
I want
To party naked on a schoolbus full of nuns
I want
A bumper pool table and a robot pelican

[Verse 3]
There you go Santa I'm sure you'll agree
That there's some really cool shit I want
I know I've been naughty but I guarantee
That I deserve every single one
So here's my list-a
So check it out twice-a
I know I've been naughty but life ain't nice-a
PS I still-a need some more shit-a

[Chorus]
I want
A diamond hyena shooting fire from his butt
I want
A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns
I want
A magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks
I want
All the cool shit I want!