I wish I had a clown girlfriend
She could tell me jokes and make me smile
I'd really love my clown girlfriend
I think she would make my life worthwhile

I'd really like a cute clown girlfriend
One that whose love for me would never end
I'd adore her from her head to her toes
And she'd even let me honk her rubber nose

She'd love me and I'd love her too
I think she'd really be worth it
But I'd be really sad, when she's gone
When she leaves for the circus

I love love love love love my clown girlfriend
I love love love love love her to no end
I love love love love love my clown girlfriend
She'd be my best friend

I wish I had a clown girlfriend
She could tell me jokes and make me smile
I'd really love my clown girlfriend
I think she'd make my time worthwhile

I'd really like a cute clown girlfriend
Then I wouldn't have to play pretend
She'd make me laugh when I want to cry
She'd even share some of her cream pie
She'd love me and I'd love her too
She'd make me pink, when I feel blue
But I'd be really sad, when she's gone
I knew the circus wouldn't stay that long

I love love love love love love love my clown girlfriend
I love love love love love her to no end
I love love love love love love love my clown girlfriend
She'd be my best friend

I love love love love love love love my clown girlfriend
I love love love love love her to no end
I love love love love love love love my clown girlfriend
She'd be my best friend