I genuinely though I was dying
And I could see that smile you were hiding
Last night I told you I need you
That was the last time I drank Tequila
Super lemon and a sidekick sulking
I start crying and verbally assulting
Last Night I asked you to marry me
That's when I remembered the Brandy
I wake up and claim I didn't say it
Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas
Wish I could stop, and I'm not joking
I love drinking too much, and socially smoking
Wish I could stop, start to behave
And wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
Last night police had to frisk me
In the cells, thanks to bells fine whiskey
Whoops, I think I said to much
Like do you like my bracelets? oh wait there handcuffs
So last night I said I want your babies
Forgot that ice is much nicer than baileys
Yuhhh, I drink that much
That I forget every embarrassing I say next
You said I got on one knee, and theres no way
Unless i'd been drinking oh wait rose
Sailor jerry thinks I drunk a ship full
Please, please someone provide me a dis' bro
Last Night I called you a loser
I think that was after Flaming Zambuka
I shouted at you "Do me a favour!"
And that's when, I fell off the pavement
Wish I could stop, and I'm not joking
I love drinking too much, and socially smoking
Wish I coud stop, start to behave
And wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
Do one last shot and know when to stop
No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot
Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
Stop waking up and cheesing in a bed full of people
Sitting in the cupboard with my weird Best Friend
But I'm only young so I'm not gonna to pretend!
I wish I
Could stop, and I'm not joking
I love drinking too much, and socially smoking
Don't wanna stop, or learn to behave
Amen!
And hey, I'll just miss another day again!