[Hook]
Every single day, I wake up think I'm trippin
All the Mary Jane, I steadily be rippin
Can’t keep my head on straight
I got no one to blame
But all that I been givin
Still making bad decisions

[Verse 1]
Bad decisions, bad decisions
Most these rappers claim to fuck attractive bitches
I woke up next to a shit stained pair of massive britches
Heard a woman flush the toilet and yo that was vicious
She waddled in said can you scratch this rash it itches
Pulled down her pant I swear it smelled like trash and fishes
But I said that's delicious, ate that pussy popped some pills
Jerked off to Oprah, accidentally came when they showed Dr. Phil
Hop in the whip I'm doing 80
The twelve behind me tryna chase me
They finally caught me then they taze me
They lock me up but that dont phase me
Post that bail I swear man I just need some weed to hit
Dealer doesnt answer so i order off the internet
Feds kick down my door, say they wouldn't wanna be me
I been making bad decisions, Mike Matheny

[Hook]
Every single day, I wake up think I'm trippin
All the Mary Jane, I steadily be rippin
Can’t keep my head on straight
I got no one to blame
But all that I been givin
Still making bad decisions

[Bridge]
Damn, I feel like Mike Matheny
(Making bad decisions)
Damn, I feel like Mike Matheny
(Making bad decisions)
Damn, I feel like Mike Matheny
(Making bad decisions)
Damn, I feel like Mike Matheny
(Making bad decisions)

[Verse 2]
Bad decisions, I been making them
Pulled this bad bitch from the club said where you stayin friend
She said leggo to my place yo my ex I stay with him
That sounded shady but I wanted sex the state I’m in
We drove off deep into the woods then she said hey come in
Tryna get deep into that puss so I said okay then
Only then, did I hear the voice say Joy, what kinda boy you brought?
There was a man, holding a chainsaw, standing next to a boiling pot
I tried to run but then my legs froze
She said strip off your clothes we’ll take those
We gonna cook you up all day tho
And then we’ll serve you with potatoes
Smacked me over the head, said tomorrow you'll be our food
But when I came to they said sorry, we didn't realize you were Marc Goone (I'm so so sorry)
Then my fans apologized for tryna eat me
I been making bad decisions, Mike Matheny