Hello kids, welcome to Magic Kidneygarten! [Boo!]
Aw, shut the fuck up! Now turn your textbooks to page 61 - we have a very special lesson for today! [Ah!]

Yeah today we're going to be learning about rape! [Yay!]
And substance abuse, and torture! So please pay attention kitties!

I don't want
To go through the same silly
Place I went to when
I was a filly
Please don't take me back
There or I will attack
Them for all the things
They've done to me

You ever wanna go to a place you felt safety
And you vaguely remember things doing one eighties?
And you got hurt greatly for being harassed daily?
And you've been getting pissed off cause that's been happening lately?

And you faintly tried to fight back all these crazy
Ideas that made you think you were just a crybaby?
Namely the insults that made your legs shaky
Made your face pasty and made your heart feel achy?

Just maybe these foals just fucking mistook
The fact that evil's afoot when this filly reads books
And when they look at me and laugh at my emplacement
The next day they wake tied up in Pinkie's basement!

And in amazement, they're blatant of this horrific arrangement;
And the teacher always wonders why their seat's always vacant!
I'm inpatient for payment, so I tear off ligaments
And tell 'em to relax, it's a scientific experiment!

It's funny how this world just fucking distorts
A silly filly used to filing friendship reports!
And supports a corpse or two cause she resorts
To justified murder, or acts of the sorts!

And now, you're like "wow", cause you're so damn upset:
"How the fuck did this happen to the teacher's fucking pet?"
Pardon, ask yourself that question and you'll see -
Cause I ain't going back until you fuckers kill me!

I don't want
To go through the same silly
Place I went to when
I was a filly
Please don't take me back
There or I will attack
Them for all the things
They've done to me

Now Kinder - wait, one pony just got out!
How -- what the fuck's she screaming' about?
Shut the fuck bitch, I'm trying to do a song!
No use apologizing - you've been screaming too long!

Hey Trixie, Trixie! Hey!
What kinda fun would you like to have today?
Say, since you liked to just call me egghead
Would you liked to be pegged with lead until you're braindead?

Scorn me all you want, that is porn to me
Hey, you ever wonder what it's like to be
A unicorn that was messed from the day she was born
And could barely do magic cause she had a lame horn?

Who sworn she wouldn't never try rest her zest
To be the best and pass her damn magic test
And who woulda guessed she passed with a big ass boom
That blew the windows right out and destroyed the whole room!

I'm getting carried away, this is just a mistake
Hey Trixie, you still up, you awake?
I think we're done here, it's time for a break -
I've made you ache enough, time to dump your ass in a lake!

So 1 stab for all the shit that you've put me though!
And 2 stabs for screaming for somepony to rescue you!
And another stab for all the pain and sorrow -
Wait, before you die, do we got a test tomorrow? [Yes!]

I don't want
To go through the same silly
Place I went to when
I was a filly
Please don't take me back
There or I will attack
Them for all the things
They've done to me

Now as I was saying before I was interrupted
And before the filly flailed and that screaming erupted
I've been meaning to say that I've just learned a new fact
About how acid molecules love to interact

And mess and vex with the cerebral cortex
And how ponies react when you use forceps
And abuse the uterus with the endocervix
And use circuits to electrify these hermits!

You think I'm insane for messing up rectums?
You're damn right! I'm categorized in all of the spectrums!
I'm OCD with insanity, and see:
That still didn't stop me from getting a degree! [Teehee!]

And before you foals say that I'm being too rough -
You're wrong . . . I really haven't gone far enough!
And yes, I'm a hypocrite - Friendship is Magic~
But friendships end because life is too tragic!

So Spike take a letter, I learned a lesson today:
Cause I like this better, no matter what these foals say!
Hey, someday I know I'm gonna have to pay
For the shit that I've done, and I really just pray:

That Celestia takes mercy on all of my unearthly
Paralysis practice and all the controversy!
I'm close to her, I'm nerdy, I'll just ask for a pardon!
There ain't no fuckin' way I'm going back to Kindergarten! [Hahahaha!]

I don't want
To go through the same silly
Place I went to when
I was a filly
Please don't take me back
There or I will attack
Them for all the things
They've done to me

Cause I don't want
To go through the same silly
Place I went to when
I was a filly
Please don't take me back
There or I will attack
Them for all the things
They've done to me

[Anyone else wanna play?]