This Joke use to be funny
But then I took a rap
To my leg section
Or something else
I don't know

What am I doing?
What am I doing?
What what what what?

I use to be an adventurer
When I was little but
Now my legs are feeling
A little bit brittle I'm
Staggering a bit now
As you can see because
Back then I took
An arrow to the knee

I don't get why people
Think that it's humorous
When you have wood and metal
That is lodged in your humerus bone

Now it hurts when I walk
And people just laugh and gawk
When I talk about my travels
When I was lad
It's sad that this incident
Has become a fad

They replace some words
Of what I have told
And to a joke related
To what they're doing
It's getting old

It sucks that I am
A noble guard of Skyrim
And people only remember me
Because of this skrim
That I had with a bandit
Now he damaged my limb
Oh Akatosh
Please hear my prayers
And my hymn