[Yelling At Cats]
No jobs at all in our town of Canterlot
Things are too pricy - Oxygen has to be bought
Celestia's taxes have got us bent
#OccupyEquestria - we're the 99 percent

Start a sit-in at SugarCube Corner
Get a job or be lazy, we prefer the former
Pinkie Pie's too poor to break the fourth wall
I think it's happened before, if you can recall

Things are fucked up. A lot of ponies are dying
I'd tell you things would get better but I'm not good at lying
I guess we're different though. We're ponies, you know
Don't believe us? Go look at the ratings for the show!

Applejack can't be assed bucking no more
Things used to be so much better before
Rarity thinks her fucking rock is a diamond
Hey, move over Spike, Tom is moving in

Twilight can't even afford a book
No chefs - Sweetie Belle is forced to cook
Rainbow Dash has gone mad, she's sleeping with colts
Because Spitfire got laid off; no more Wonderbolts!

Fluttershy can't even afford her nursery
Screamed at the repo 'you're going to love me'
I know y'all are feeling vexed and perplexed
No time to explain though cause the chorus is next

[Chorus- Scriber]

Occupy Equestria
Overthrow Celestia
Occupy Equestria
Overthrow Celestia

[Scriber]

Celestia and Luna, being a buncha lame ducks
Fucking Quills and Sofas ain’t had sofas for months
The economy’s a travesty, it’s sad, you see, we’re mad, you see
We Occupy Equestria, we muthafuckin’ bad, you see

Best respect, we representin’, bronies, ponies in conventions
And may I have your attention; prep your brains for retention
Scriber, Yelling at cats up on the mic, don’t hate
You best believe we’re gonna love and tolerate

Yeah - slow it down for a bit
I’m the guy you cannot miss
It is my sincerest wish that
You learn something from all this

I’m a Lambo, you’re a FIAT
I’m the boss-man, you’re the beey-atch
Vinyl Scratch is best pony, best not forget
Blue and white mane, bob, back up to clip

Right! We occupying Hoofington and Trottingham
Canterlot and Ponyville, up in Bitsburgh, man
Got a lot to do, got to have ponies to do it
We’re the bronies throwin’ bricks through your Establishment

Five down, one to go, Scriber wants you all to know
Scriber’s wack like Jack Black havin a big mac attack, it’s a fact, too slow
So put your hoof down and draw up a sign
And come meet me and Cats out there on the picket line

[Yelling At Cats]
Fuckin' AJ can't engineer no more
Got laid off, now he works at a convenient store
Hyper's relationship with Fluttershy is complicated
He pressed for anal, did I mention it was complicated?

D-Pad doesn't even fucking interview
He goes as a gay pornstar and made his debut
Fox-Trot went broke and sold his fez
Draws attention to himself, cause he always says

"Oh hi guys, look, I'm so random."
Loves the attention. He does it in tandem
With PRiSON cause they talk about dick and shit
When confronted they lower shades and say, "Deal with it."

Circuit Mane can't even find his brain
He doesn't notice it, but it's obvious he's gone insane
And then there's Gamma Ray who is gay for clarity
Hey bitch, how's it feel being shipped with Rarity?

Tigan sells his fanfics for crack
Scribbler, nah, won't mention him on this track
Making fun of him is A Dream Come True
The Brony Show? You're better off on BronyNews

CrimsonTheWolf, I went to the aftershow
Shit was so boring, I fell asleep you know
I've said a lot of harsh shit, but I can be crueler
The Brony Show needs to be about 20% cooler

[Chorus- Scriber]

[Yelling At Cats]
Alex S's Dubstep is fucking atrocious
Like Trixie's magical feats; it's hocus-pocus
Tombstone? What the fuck did you do?
You even made the solo for A Party With Pinkie too?

TH89's Pony Swag hit the top charts
All his raps sound like a chorus of my fucking farts
Sethisto's gone mad, he now likes Twilight
I think "Equestria Girls" was ED's only highlight

PinkiePieSwear, fucking make me a beat
So people will listen to my raps and go "Hey, this is neat!"
Joseco, you're famous? I don't believe it's true
If you're so famous how come even I haven't heard of you?

I gotta make a shoutout to OceanLord
I've never read a fanfic that has made me so bored
Here, I'll write a letter. Dear Princess Celestia
Today I talked shit and I #OccupiedEquestria