HUBLARGHH

Alright
I am ready
Cover you ears kids
Grandpa's in a mean way tonight

Khakh!

I drank half a case of Tecate
So I could get sloppy enough to do my job properly
I'm probably the only psychopath who works this constantly
But I don't know who else to be, and nobody is stopping me

I get frustrated, stating that I hate it
But still getting berated and told that I am overrated
Well I guess fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you
I don't need you to tell me what I can't do

I'm the king of the jungle, I run this zoo
Now get out of my cage or I'll start slingin' poo

Pee Yoo that's a stank ass rhyme
Yes I know I'm cringe, that is by design
I don't hide from my feelings
I'm no good at dealing with
My self-image, so I stay fringe-scrimmaged twenty-four-seven

I need one of those Frankenstein girls from the 7-Eleven
Who stays up all night and knows the right way to heaven
And I'm quite alright if she is less than a seven
As long as her taste ain't shit

And that ain't no bit
The last chick I was with made me sit through some bullshit
And I am legit an elitist prick
Who won't stick my dick in no idiots
Unless they live in convenient driving distance

My sex life is not a thriving business
Probably because I have such ire
For every single person aged zero or higher

I admire not heroes but an hero
My life is a scene from Apocalypse Zero
My strife is obscene and is not endearing
When I sing, people scream, and demand that I go

Believe me like you don't even know
How much I wouldn't be here if could just throw
All my stuff in a bag and be on the road
To the edge of the earth, and jump in a black hole

Kill me