RAPPER! I'm back, bitches!
My n***a Big Dho up in here with his Le Coq Sportif track suit on..
(I know what girls like..)
My n***a G in here, wit his Members Only jacket two sizes too small..
(Girls like..)
And my n***a Khrysis in here wit his, Sergio Valente jean suit..
(I know what girls like...)
OH!!! (Girls like me!)

[Rapper Big Pooh]
Hopped out the car in my brand new Dunks
Speakers in the back, got 12s' in the trunk
O ride shotty, Joc in the back drunk
G just lookin for some chicks to hump
Po go crazy when they play his jam
Dookie gold rope, I am the man
Girls gon' flock 'cause the way I stand
Center of attention, that is the plan

[Chorus: imitating "I Know What Boys Like" by The Waitresses]
I know what girls like, they say they want me
I know what girls like, they say they horny
I know what girls like...girls like..
I know what girls like...girls like me!

[Rapper Big Pooh]
Head to the bar got cash to blow
Drinks on me - let it flow
I think we all know how the story go
Thirsty-ass broads, gotta tell them no
The club is packed, so I walk slow
Before I know, I am the show
V.I.P., bottles of Mo'
We had a good time, now we gots to go

[Chorus]

[Rapper Big Pooh]
It's 3 A.M., so it's time to eat
Waffle House, lookin real sweet
I ordered cheese eggs, grilled chicken plate
'cause it's too late to be eatin on steak
My orange juice chilled, so am I
This girl walked in, kinda caught my eye
So I said hi, she waved back
Turned around and that ass was fat

[Chorus]

[Rapper Big Pooh]
I paid my bill then I went to speak
I asked the young lady, "Could I have a seat?"
"What's your name?" She said Unique
But all of her friends, call her Tweet
I said, "Well Tweet, my name is Pooh
And I would love to have a rendezvous
Just tell me what I need to do"
She said, "I'm down - but not with you"
..
{*quiet chuckle*}