Got a weasel
It's a teazel
Mah pleazel
Mah pleazel
Got a weasel
(Jumped in the car, nuclear wheels!)
Got a weasel
It's a teazel
Mah pleazel
Mah pleazel
Got a weasel
(Send somethin' to show me the plenum weasel!)
Got a weasel
It's a teazel
Mah pleazel
Mah pleazel
Got a weasel
(He pulled this... big weasel out!)

Weasel, teazel pleazel pleazel
Got a weasel
It's a teazel
Mah pleazel
Got a weasel teazel
My pleazel got a weasel
Got a weasel
It's a pleazal
Mah butt!