Dorothy Parker
Purposely Ungrammatical Love Song
There's many and many, and not so far
Is willing to dry my tears away
There's many to tell me what you are
And never a lie to all they say

It's little the good to hide my head
It's never the use to bar my door
There's many as counts the tears I shed
There's mourning hearts for my heart is

There's honester eyes than your blue eyes
There's better a mile than such as you
But when did I say that I was wise
And when did I hope that you were true?