Odd Nosdam
The Vowels
[Yoni Wolf]
Somebody paints a wall white with a roller
Bright white
Then shoots his brains out onto it

The horse you choose to ride on the carousel
Reflects your self-image or what you want to be
A a a a a a a a a
All the little boys run around when the ride starts
Racing for the simple brown sleek cheetah horse
E e e e e e e e e
The girls go for frills and if there’s a unicorn
Well of course, they go for the unicorn
I i i i i i i i i
And you pray that you don’t get stuck
With the Christmas carriage or the glorified bench
O o o o o o o o o
Cause after all, those are for the fat kids
And the crippled kids
U u u u u u u u u

The vowels
And now, remember
Is an unlucky number
Somebody
Paints a wall white

And sometimes