I was shot in the back
By nilfisk addicted cowboys
By jealousy struck
Outnumbered by hard boiled luck
When I showed them the lights
Of my two forty five deep blue break
They all stood up and sang
About swedish designer drugs

I was cutting a tree
And turning my jack into lumber
When the hitmen arrived
On a boat from the isle of song
I was shocked by the n***
Identical twins on my lap
A cross-eyed effect
Of swedish designer drugs

It's hard to be strong
Depending on northern refineries
How deep is your fjord
How shallow thy watery eyes
How could i recupe
Surrounded by 95 dogma's
Like a rendeer I'm struck
By swedish designer drugs

I'm dating the maid
And driving electric wheelchairs
I'm cleaning the fish
With biodegradable pride
I was pulling the strings
While playing the fifteenth violin
In a director's cut
Of swedish designer drugs

I was hurting a fly
And winning al nobely prizes
I was probably drunk
By the probably best beer around
Like a viking in need
I got a medal for bad underacting
They all stood up and sang
About swedish designer drugs

Swedish designer drugs (8X)

It's hard to be strong
How deep is your fjord
When I showed them the lights
They all stood up and sang
About swedish designer drug

It's hard to be strong
It's hard to be strong
How deep is your fjord
When I showed them the lights
They all stood up and sang
About swedish designer drug