If I had a million I would build you a mansion
A hundred miles from nowhere with all a girl could need
We would run through the hallways and dance in the backyard
If we ain't got no neighbors ain't noone will see

And if I had a speed plane we'd fly across the land
Settle in some little border town
We'd drink margaritas and dance to mariachis
Put you on my speed plane and I would bring you back home

And if I had a steamboat we'd sail across the ocean
Dock in some little port of call
We would have a fine time with Swiss cheese and French wine
Put you on my steamboat and I would bring you back home

But I ain't got a million and I ain't got a speed plane
I ain't got no boat upon the sea
All I've got is two strong arms to hold you so tightly
So baby won't you, won't you please, come back home with me