Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we never got along

G--Csus9
Didn't like the way he cocked his hat, and he wore his gun all wrong

We had the same girlfriend, and he never forgot it

She had a cut little Chihuahua, that one day he over shot it

He rode the hard country, down the New Mexico line

He had a silver pocked watch, that he never did wind

He crippled a guitar player for playing his favorite song

Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we ain't ever got along

Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we never got along

Didn't like the way he buckled his belt, and he wore his gun all wrong
He was bad to the bone, all hopped up on speed

I would have left him alone, if it weren't for that senorita

But he gave her silver, and he paid her hotel bills

But it was me that she loved, she said she always will

I'd go and see her whenever Billy was gone

Csus9
Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we ain't never got along, NO!

Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we never got along

Didn't like the way he tied his shoes, and he wore his gun all wrong

One day I told Billy, said "I've got the fooled proof scheme

We'll rob the Wells Fargo; she's bustin' at the seems."

I knew that I had framed him, but I don't feel bad

The way that I was living, was driving me mad

Billy went for his gun, but his gun was all wrong

Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we ain't never got along

Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we never got along

But I sure liked the way he swayed in the wind when I played his favorite songs

Now my girlfriend sings harmony to "La Cucaracha"

We sit and wind that pocket watch, and we pet her little Chihuahua

Move into the hotel, I got a room with a shower

I like listening to that watch tick hour after hour

And outside the wind, well it's blowing on so strong

Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we ain't never got along, NO!