Stop talking about comic books or I'll kill you
I don't care if the Hulk could defeat the Man of Steel
I'm gonna rearrange your face if you continue to debate
Whether Logan's claws could pierce Steve Rogers' shield
I just couldn't care less if they bring back Kraven
And I don't care if Spiderman's a clone
Stop spending all our cash on back issues of the Flash
Or I swear to God you're gonna spend your twilight years alone
You can call them graphic novels
They're still just plain old comic books to me
And I don't see why you must always ceaselessly discuss
The post-Zero Hour continuity
For the last time I won't read those Kirby X-men
You know that I prefer the work he did for DC
And if you don't want to die
You'll lose that Overstreet Price Guide
Comic Buyer's Guide, and Wizard Magazine
But please get the new Invisibles for me