The Original Crooks and Nannies
Central Heating
I’ve got a rash on my arm and it’s making me feel ugly
Leftover chicken parm in the fridge? good
Cause I don’t think that I can make food today

My house has got central heating
And you’re heating your toes
And it blows your clothes up like Marilyn Monroe
You’re looking pretty pretty in your sweatpants
In my room

Everyday
All I ever do is complain
But I don’t want you to go away
And yes, I want you too

Do you remember that movie about the people who were in love?
I don’t remember the name
But I think we’re turning into them
And I’ve heard that if you don’t love yourself
Then it's impossible to love anybody else
And I’m worried that you might need help but won’t ask for help
And I probably need it but I probably won’t ask for help

But either way
All I ever do is complain
And I just want you to go away
And please leave me alone

And everyday
All I ever do is complain
But I don’t want you to go away
And yes, I want you too