[Intro]
If somebody you knew died today, what would you do?
Seriously think about it, while you listen to this song!

[Verse 1]
Getting deeply depressed in a convo where I'm talking to my best friend
I ask him, what would you do if I died today
In about a sec we both start crying man
I had no idea how I should talk to him
We were tearing up so much just thinking about each other dying
And he started talking, he told me that he'd fulfill my last wishes
Buy me a whole bunch of strippers
So I can fuck with my last breath
And to be honest that's a dude thing that you girls won't get
He said he'd make sure that if I had a girlfriend
That he would make sure to kick all her next boyfriends asses
And I looked at him, I didn't know what to say
Until the next moment when I said thanks
I'd do the same for you bro then I go to ask my girlfriend the same thing

[Hook]
If I died today what would you do?
Would you cry?
Would you get depressed and try suicide?
If I died what would you do?

[Verse 2]
She said she had no clue, she'd be by my side for the last living night
I had and she would even sleep on my bed right next to me
So that I wouldn't be lonely, I looked at her and I said you know me
What would you really do? I got mad then I said I'm sorry
And she ended up balling and running away, I had to chase after her
Thinking in my head, hooray this is so fun
Hey how about when she's done telling us
Then that's it we're done with this
Caught up to her said I'm sorry again, I really am
So what would you do?
She said I'd probably cry my brains out
And go try to hang myself and I looked at her and said
Even when I'm dead I wouldn't wish that upon anybody
Not even my enemies then I got up and looked in the mirror and I say

[Hook]
If I died today what would you do?
Would you cry?
Would you get depressed and try suicide?
If I died what would you do?

[Interlude]
I don't know what I would do
I'd probably have my friends build something for my monument
Like a giant middle finger with a sign saying "fuck you"
I'd invite my best friend and my girlfriend over
For fondue or something excellent like that
We'd stay wide awake all night, do a lot of things
Maybe even fly 'cause man on my last days
I wanna post a video on my gram to my fans saying

[Hook]
If I died today what would you do?
Would you cry?
Would you get depressed and try suicide?
If I died what would you do?