There is a beautiful woman
Walks with a limp
He calls her his princess
He calls her his gimp
She calls him her fat man
Calls him her pimp
She teaches first graders got a beautiful limp

Isn’t love great
Isn’t love grand
She touches his face
He holds her hand
Isn’t love great
Isn’t love grand

For years they’ve been married
Not one day of trouble
Got two happy boys
Good luck
And daily double
Love to dance with each other
Say they live in a bubble
Go to church twice a week
Not one day of trouble

Isn’t love great
Isn’t love grand
She touches his face
He holds her hand
Isn’t love great
Isn’t love grand

Glory hallelujah
My sisters and my brothers
She wears fishnet
He wears leather
When the boys are at his mother’s

There is a beautiful woman
She walks with a limp
He calls her his princess
Calls her his gimp
She calls him her fat man
Calls him her pimp
She teaches first graders got a beautiful limp

Isn’t love great
Isn’t love grand
She touches his face
He holds her hand
Isn’t love great
Isn’t love grand