Verse 1:
Yeah I'm tired of this bullshit
Got locked up
And now my fellow cops
All get shot up
Fuck my friends
Fuck my family
They don't give a fuck
So shut up
My anger make me look
Like a forty year old virgin
God damn Steve I remember
You let me stand on a table
And saw me fall and hit my head
Thank god I got no brain
Or I would've been dead
A train went by so quickly it cut
Off Steve Carells head
He screamed so loud
Even the masseuse was proud
Looking for happy hour
Too bad when she went down
All she saw was a Wolffia flower
Hmmm snap back to reality
My dad is singing in the shower
Why is there blood pouring out my nose
Maybe because I'm so angry
I start to get dehydrated
Well whatever people compared me to
Eminem when I wrote lyrics
Before I reminded them of him
Same with my sutto-personality
Disorder
Where the fuck
Does that come
In order
I ain't a slim shady
So stop drawing
The line at
That border
I would rather be
Referred to as ice-t
From law and order
My style really is aggressive
Like ice cubes
But I gotta tone it down
For those weed smoking
Bitches without pubes
Because all of those smokers
From my school were too
Cool acted like a bunch of tools
Damn they were ones too
I remember seeing kids smoke
Than go back into the metal shop
Only later to get spoken too
Acting all innocent
And acting all incoherent
("Sorry What?")
But if I mentioned this now
They'd call me a bitch
And say
("haha what a faggot
Look at him in prison
He's got a family too
Damn
But isn't he hot? I feel bad for that
Little boy who got shot")

Chorus:
I'm mad
I'm glad we
Had a little discussion
Now back to depression x2

Verse 2:
Lets list the music I listen too now
Yeah yo Joe budden be taking aims
Producing flames
Joe budden be changing the games
Making Drakes
Start from the bottom
Hell it ain't even autumn
I wish it were summertime
In 06 but that all changed
On 32846
Mother mother motherfucker
I'm listening to xzibits these days
Got most of that shit
On replays
I listen to three lesbians get off on
Listening too llcoolj
Hey I didn't say he was gay
Naw man that's been around since Em
Arrived at the scene like pregnant
Pre-teen
I listened to wu-tang and thought
For half my life the whole crew
Was about gang bang
I staired at females for them
Too notice me
Keeping eye to eye
But they kept thinking I was a creep
So I embraced that shit
I became a peep
Only to my close girlfriends
Though
I am Deadpooling over my girl
I'll chimichanga ya ass so fast
You'll have to wire shut your jaw
By shoving in plexy glass
To keep it together melt it
And try and talk everything
Tastes like chalk
Fuck now you can't
Even talk
Break both legs
So you can't walk
Break both hands and say oh canada
Like Ryan Reynolds
I'm a dog with the hard bite but I can't
Be put in the kennel
I had a fake sister I wanted to dick
Around with named Kendal
God damn I feel like wolverine
Taking down a centinal only difference
Is I don't die from their
Laser beams I just
Cool off with no clothes on
And make it out alike
Like my friend marcco scene

Chorus:
I'm mad
I'm glad we
Had a little discussion
Now back to depression x 2