"What's for dinner, honey?"

"People!"

"Mmmm, sounds good!"

Stir stir stir the rice
So it doesn't stick to the bottom

Ahhhhhh!!!!

Slice slice slice the potatoes
Actually no it's better if you dice them

Ahhhhhh!!!!

Make friends with your food
Actually no that makes it harder when you kill them

Ahhhhhh!!!!