Now P.D. got hurt

I'm on tour with the Canarie folks
It's the summer of 2005
And Charlie need to pee
I make him company and he says
Something that I never forget

"You know you've been away too long
When your penis smells like a cheese doodle
– the cheesier snack" Oh, please take it back
I can never eat that sort of thing again

Charlie and L A B A N
They saved me once and they'd do it again
I'm in love with you, tell me what to do
To pay you back somehow

So sing along with me if you trust me on this one
Some people deserves a salute
Some people absolutely deserves a salute
I count to four: one, two, one two three four

We went to Emmaboda in the morning
To do a breakfast pop show in a tent
And we decided to go an hour ago
And the Swedish pop freaks went "Hey hey ho!"

And we did a really good show that morning
Just as good as we always do
And the Pipettes were there
And the Cassettes were there
And Andy the father of monkeys was there, said:

"I'm gonna give you to the UK
Billie the Vision and the Dancers
You can sleep at my place
You can eat from my plate
Let's conquer this kingdom together"

So sing along with me if you trust me on this one
Some people deserves a salute
Some people absolutely deserves a salute
I count to four: one, two, one two three four

And the Norwegian guy introduces himself and I say
"Oh my God! Is it you?
I'd rather talk to you than dance with you
So tell me all about the Convenience"

And then we started to talk about music
He said: "Show me some of your songs
And take me to your bus and show me some stuff
Show the black Pablo to the whitest boy alive"

I was lying on a blanket in the grass
When Sanny and Tim came and woke me
"We got something for you and our intention is true
A phone number to a stop smoking line"

Sing along with me if you trust me on this one
Some people deserves a salute
Some people absolutely deserves a salute
I count to four: one, two, one two three four