My mother works so hard, she works so late
Oh mother take it easy, you work so hard
You might be late to your own party
When you leave me it's not fair
When you leave me it's not fair, it's not fair

Hit you with the feather, miss you by a whisker
And I'm going to kill you if you dare to
Hit me with the feather, miss you by a whisker
Said a room whatever

Oh my father, father, I love you so, I love you so
I've got parts of your body
I love you so, you're never late to your own party
When you leave me it's not fair

Don't give me more than I want
I will take just what I've got
Don't give me what you want

Mother, I love you so, I love you so
I've got parts of your father
Adorable
And now I know that if I had a brother
Oh he would know, he would know
But all I've got's a sister
She lives below your home