Witchfinder General
Love On Smack
You say your life's been wasted
You say there's nothing left
You've been so disillusioned
Living on your theft
You call up ask to meet me
Under our favourite tree
I say "This must be real bad
For you to call on me"

I get there and I find you under our favourite tree
I can smell the blossom, and hear the buzzing bee
I sit down right beside you and I look into your eyes
I feel a deep emotion as you look onto the skies

And she says
"I've lived a life of evil, some people say I'm mad
I've been through prostitution, you can't count the men I've had
I've lived on what I've stolen, and hoped inside a lie
I beg you stay and hear me now, and help me while I die"

I say "What are you talking of?
Oh, what is this you say?
Dying's not for you my love,"
You say "It's what I pay!"

You say "I thought you'd understand, first to make love with me
I still remember feeling your gland rubbing deep in me
Passionate feelings they arouse, never ask me why
Please make love to me once more, here before I die"