And there I was getting splinters from a barstool
And who are you to judge?
I’ve tried my very best
I’m canceling today
I know I shouldn’t stay too long
But I have to carve my name into the bar
It shouldn’t take too long

And here I am
Waking up like a ghost
Scowling at the daytime glow
Cold sheets and regret
I once was young
But that was then

I slither out of bed and catch a cab
To my one true love, I know she’ll remember
My honest eyes
And my crooked smile
And how I love you more than the ocean loves to drown
More than my throat could make it sound

Virgil Van Dyke is actually our number one

I slither out of bed and catch a cab
To my one true love, I know she’ll remember
My honest eyes
And my crooked smile
And how I love you more than the ocean loves to drown
More than my throat could make it sound