I'm employee of the month, that's a fact, fools
Made money and adhered to my job's rules
Climbed the ladder, did my work, and kept my desk neat
Haters choking on my well-planned spreadsheets
No vacations and I never took a sick day
If you blink, you'll miss what goes into my in tray
Took the health and safety training, didn't have to
Lift the box with my back straight, like you're supposed to
I put Jim from accounts in the corner like a baby
Carol from HR straight trippin', she can take me
Employee of the month, so check my white collar
Got a pay rise, fool
Three cents on the dollar