Here he comes, the Vermin Man
He's always ready with a trick or a scam!

With his one black eye and his pointed nose
And an outfit straight from 80s cop shows
He's a liar and a rogue and a sponger and a thief
He'll take away your happiness and fill the hole with grief

Here he comes, the Vermin Man
He's always ready with a trick or a scam!

He's a no-good husband and a deadbeat dad
If he disappeared for good, then we'd all be glad
His face is gross, his manner is brash
If you split him down thе middle, all you'll find is trash

Here hе comes, the Vermin Man
He's always ready with a trick or a scam!


Got a hole for a soul and a heart like a knife
He let down his child and wife
Never, ever marry him, he'll ruin your life
The Vermin Man

He's always ready with a trick or a lie or a con or a hustle
Or a hoax or a fraud or a racket or a sham
Or a diddle or a fiddle or a scam!