[Verse 1: Showerhead, Nicole Watterson]
The day might be gray
But you can chase all your troubles away
When you're singing! (Huh?)
So things may seem blue
But what does that matter to you
When you're singing!
You're too loud, keep it down
Or you'll wake everybody in town
With your singing!
You look rough and half dead
Did you get out the wrong side of bed?
Let's keep singing-

[Verse 2: Showerhead, Gaylord, Gary, Hobo, Larry]
I've been ripped from the wall
But it feels like no trouble at all
'Cause I'm singing!
My wife hates my guts
And my neighbors are driving me nuts
But I'm singing— oof!
I'm tired, underpaid
My hair prematurely grayed
But I'm singing!
A bird stole my shoes
I thought I had nothing to lose
Still I'm singing! Hey!
My fifth all-night shift
My mind is startling to bamboo
But I'm singing!
[Verse 3: Mrs. Jötunheim, Hector, Lucy Simian, Rat]
My face looks a state
Though I've only just turned twenty-eight
Still I'm singing!
My head's up in space
I've got aeroplanes stuck in my face
But I'm singing!
These kids are all brats
And the school is infested with rats
Still I'm singing! Hmm? Aah!
My life's on the skids
Got a hundred seventy kids
Still I'm singing!

[Verse 4: Billy Parham]
Billy Parham in your house
Turn me up but not too loud
For fear of disturbing someone
Enunciating to the masses, mm-hmm
I'm here to tell you of the relevance of etiquette
'Tis quite important, though I fear you might not get it yet
Feet on the seats
I'm sure I don't approve
Hold the door for the ladies
When they go through
Wipe your feet
When you're entering a neighbor's house
And when he chews
A gentleman will always close his mouth
Close his mouth, close his mouth
The speed a virus spreads is beyond belief
When you sneeze, please be sure to use a handkerchief
Handkerchief
A handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief...